Kids love crazy Halloween treats, so surprise them with something truly shocking this year. They will remember you for a lifetime with these simple tricks.
And if you don’t want to buy anything, just leave an empty bowl on your doorstep with a note that says “please take only one!” so that all the kids will think you did your best, but that the kid before them stole all the candy. It’s foolproof.
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