If you’re in Vegas and you have 1) a car, 2) some time, and 3) literally nothing better to do, you should check out the terrible excuse for a fountain show at Sam’s Town Casino… because, I mean, it’s not like you can just punch yourself in the face.
You should though. Given the opportunity, you should definitely punch yourself in the face instead of driving 20-minutes to see this lackluster excuse for a show.
We bought puppets in the gift shop, which we later determined were about 60% over-priced, even with our club card discount.
No disrespect to the employees, I get that you’re just the front-liners facing an evil corporation, but come on man, at least try to make this worth the trip.
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