Heading for the Hills Goes Poorly, Nay, Worse

Oh man, I know I said my veal was burning already, but it’s even worse than I thought. I made a break for it today, and when I say “it”, I mean freedom in the truest, most Braveheart sense of the phrase, but it was so much less and worse than I bargained for. I’m not sure I’ll even be able to explain it properly in a single article… Good thing this is our third such piece on the matter. Continue reading Heading for the Hills Goes Poorly, Nay, Worse

San Fran Trip Reaches End of the Line

All good things must come to an end, so too must conclude my near eternity of sitting strapped in the back of the car eating, sleeping, fussing and wondering if we’ll ever be there, wherever this elusive “there” may be.

It’s been very stimulating and all the parenting resources the ‘rents* have read indicate that stimulation is a very good thing for the growing mind. I’ve seen neat and wierd stuff and people and had all kinds of chances to do fun and odd stuff. Continue reading San Fran Trip Reaches End of the Line

Kinetic Sculpture Race Draws Thousands to the Waterfront

As I’ve come to understand it the US Navy has been working for the past year in total secrecy to develop an aquatic trojan horse program to infiltrate foreign coasts with the greatest of sneakiness. Now, due to unforeseeable drawbacks and cutbacks it has sadly been abandoned. Continue reading Kinetic Sculpture Race Draws Thousands to the Waterfront

Liberals Have The Daily Show, Conservatives Have SatireWorld.com

If you own a television, you surely must know about The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. It’s a place where liberals can go to feel good about being a liberal, though they do hold their own saviors’ feets to the fire from time to time.

It claims to be a neutral party, but the truth is anything but. Sure, they take shots at the occaisonal liberal, but the overwhelming majority of jokes is had at the expense of conservatives. Continue reading Liberals Have The Daily Show, Conservatives Have SatireWorld.com